Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Adele walks into the stables

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

this is not a joke. jks

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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