What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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I am a women

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Cheese stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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woman's rights

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