- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Three baby seals walk into a club...

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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