How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Neither have I

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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