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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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