Why did the

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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You will not press the like button.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Women's Rights

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Apple juice.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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guess what chicken butt

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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I just found out i have cancer.

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