Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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