You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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