What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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"33"

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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