What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

knock knock There's no door

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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