- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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