- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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