What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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A man walks into a bar.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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NEVER

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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