A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

... i forgot the joke :p

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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