Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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whats 69+2? 71

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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