- Anti Joke

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Grammer is very important

knock knock

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.