What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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