- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Win industrial estate, Newry

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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