How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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