PSN IS UP

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Nock Nock It's open.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A black man walks Into a bar.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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