- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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