- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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