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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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xavier stop

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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