- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Black people being friendly.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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