- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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