Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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canada

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Abortion

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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My name is Harry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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