- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A man... walks.

People Order Our Patties

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Bags of delicious poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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