- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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