- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

There are two types of people in the world: humans

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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