where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Donald Trump

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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