9/11.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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A shark ate your mom

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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