Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Woman's rights

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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