You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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