- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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