- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

A women's opinion.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I told you it would happen

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Christianity

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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