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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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knock knock come in!

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

boo

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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