- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Me Neither.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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