The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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