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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

roses are red, violets are blue.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

How many light bulbs? 1

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke