- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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