- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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