Get in the car.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

A white person at Harvard

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What's 9 + 10 19

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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