What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Guess what? Bananas

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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