When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Charlotte Bobcats

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Guess what? Bananas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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