What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Women Sports.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why did the dog eat poop?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

this is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

kill yourself

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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