- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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