- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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