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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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