what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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