- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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