Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's big and long? My dick.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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