- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Blake wilkeys hair style

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

In soviet russia, roses are violet

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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