What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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yes... that's the joke

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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