What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

British Dentistry

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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i dont like chris

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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