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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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