- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

what happens every day? People die

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

whats 69+2? 71

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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