- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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