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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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