- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Bags of delicious poop.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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