- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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