What is white black and Chinese A panda

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Weed.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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UP

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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