What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Women's rights

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Weed.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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