- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

you and your family will die tonight

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

David Silberberg is gay

what did the old lady die of old age...

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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