- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

OIO

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

whats good about poland... fukk all

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