What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Black people being friendly.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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