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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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