- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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