An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

I am a women

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Neither have I

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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