- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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