Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's big and messy? A big mess

thumb_up thumb_down +20

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

thumb_up thumb_down +20

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

thumb_up thumb_down +20

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

thumb_up thumb_down +18

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops