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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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