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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

A seal walks into a club.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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