What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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1+2 = 6

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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