Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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your social life.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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