A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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