A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Agent 47.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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