- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

a horse nibbled a baby

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

learn the ropes?

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??