- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

The black man leaves the strip club.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

elen degeneres is straight....

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