- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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