- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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