- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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