- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

salad days!

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

black people

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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