Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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