Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

bryden is a faggot

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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