Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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42, that is all

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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