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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

What you reading? reading?

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

This one time at band camp music was played.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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